Geez!!! If boastin' could make a man rich, Rap, you would have more money than Donald Trump (who has still not replied to my steel cage challenge..the coward). I bet yer relatives shudder when they hear yer comin' to visit, 'cuz they know they are gonna have to listen to hours and hours of grandiose bla-bla about all the wonderful things you supposedly done in yer life, when the truth is that all you ever done was boast! Hell, the hot air you been generatin' for the last few decades is probably the number one factor behind global warmin'. (Ook! Ook!) Yer a threat to all life on this planet, and you are gonna have to be dealt with soon to save civilization.

- Chongo