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Thread #62792 Message #3752842
Posted By: GUEST,apl
23-Nov-15 - 05:32 AM
Thread Name: Parodies to the tune of 1812 overture
Subject: RE: Parodies to the tune of 1812 overture
Hi all,
So given this thread is nearly 12 years old, I hate to revive it, BUT:
I'm after the lyrics to the Gnus and Roses track, variously listed as either "God Bless the Peacemakers" or "Blessed are the Peacemakers". The post by Snuffy on 10/09/2003 (UK date format) suggests s/he has the lyrics, but didn't post them. I've lost my own CD case/insert with the lyrics, but I've still the audio files. I've had a listen and transcribed as much as I can, but need some help filling in it all (esp when the chorus is singing). My current version reads (dots indicate where I could only catch a short refrain):
Remember Mr Bonaparte, A great exponent of the art, The finest art of all mankind, The art that we have so refined. We barter science what you will (?) We did it then; we do it still, We might want, what we do (?) World war one, world war two ….? ….such fun, especially if you've got a gun (?)
Deary me, I didn't know, This was the way mankind would go, They're saving up for world war three, Is it for them? No, it's for me. It always seems a little odd: "Is that a bomb?" "Yes, it's for God!" You've got it wrong, you stupid sods, Read the chapter, read the verse, I only wanted gardeners! Mind the trees, mind the plants, Dolphins, do-dos, elephants, What's the use of all that brain? We've all turned out like bloody Kane, A king, a flag, a bit of sand, It's more than I can understand, The old parades with marching bands, It hasn't gone the way I planned, Look at 'em: they've all gone crazy, No one minds the sodding daisies, Didn't hear a word I said… Time for bed!
Sound your seashell (?) Esther shell lie surfer (?)
The bells the bells, Oh where am I? The place ice-cream vans go to die? I'm going to cry.
Sound your sound sweet bells (?) … Bless your sweet bells (?
Look; don't be hurt, But as a guide, don't look at me as on your side, They think so too - My hands are tied!
Sound seat bells (?) …. ...guided missiles...bloody god
I've crossed you off my Christmas list, I've had enough; I don't exist! Heavens, I'm an atheist.
Time to talk for peace (?) Time to trust in me, ...united states of...? … Ignore the peasants when they hanker after grain, Another year and they'll be saying it again, ...quite humane