Joe did NOT ask a dumb question (December 2003)

Santa Got A Dee Dubya Eye, or however you want to write it out.
It's only the one spelling/pronunciation. There are four distinct notes , and four syllables: dee dub ya eye.

This song is included on "Bummed Out Christmas," which is not in my collection of CD's. However it was playing in a book/record store one Advent season and made me burst into laughter out loud; thankfully if anybody thought I was nuts, they had the tact to keep it to themselves.

Sherwin Linton proudly owns to the authorship of the song at www.sherwinlinton.com, but does he post the lyrics? I missed them, if he did, and I looked for 'em. Maybe I missed something.

Don't know who publishes the piece. Does anyone else?