Hah, I missed your joke and assumed you were just being a troll. Now I can appreciate it, though. He does have one heck of an accent.

While doing this, I found a slightly-faster version with different lyrics titled "Doctor Blooze" by the blues band "Bluesiana Triangle" (which I'm assuming is a super group based off the album cover pictured in the video). Much clearer singing, though different wording. View here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNX7J4ELtvM

DR. BLUES
(Malcolm Rebennack aka Dr. John)

Some women call me the doctor, others call me their lovin' man
Some women call me the doctor, others call me their lovin' man
I'm a hard regulator, got the remedy in my hand

Ain't gonna give you no ?towny?, ain't gonna put scrap in no fields
Ain't gonna give you no ?towny?, ain't gonna put scrap in no fields
If you use my treatment, you gonna always want this thrill

You can ask any woman, down in' in the neighborhood
You can ax any woman, darlin' in the neighborhood
Tell you I can cure you, your family doctor can't do ya no good