Somme 30th June 1916
Aide: What do we do tomorrow General?
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 1 July
Aide: General we got 57,470 casualties 19,240 killed what do we do tomorrow General
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 2 July
Aide: Load more casualties General, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 3 July
Aide: Load more casualties General, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 4 July
Aide: Load more casualties Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 5 July
Aide: Load more casualties Sir, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 6 July
Aide: Loads of dead and maimed Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 7 July
Aide: We've lost a shed of men Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 8 July
Aide: Loads more wounded and killed, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 9 July
Aide: Same as yesterday Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 10 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 11 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the

Somme 12 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 13 July
Aide: Loads more dead and maimed Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 14 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 15 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 16 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 17 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 18 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 19 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 20 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 21 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 22 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 23 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 24 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 25 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 26 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 27 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Some 28 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 29 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 30 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top

Somme 31 July
Aide: Guess what Boss, what do we do tomorrow
Haig: Send the men over the top


And so on all through August, September, October and into November.