Unless June Tabor literally resides on one of the tiny seagull shit encrusted islands in the middle of the Bristol Channel.....????

I can only find one song about guano on the web; nobody's put a tune to it yet. It may have potential but I wouldn't have thought it was Tabor's style. A challenge for somebody.

Joseph Scheffel: Guano Song

Journalist guano (like the small gooey splatter referenced here) deserves a song too.