Roger, you can have ALL the friggin' moose(s)! We're so sick of lookin' at them on every downtown corner, we hope they just disappear.

Everyone of them has been decorated by individual corporations to give a "cutsey" look. Somehow a brightly painted fibreglass moose, with a little plaque saying "sponsored by ACME Finance Co." tends to get up the noses of some of our homeless and street people....they've ripped the antlers off most of them! Now if each one of them had a little trap door where somebody who's freezing to death could crawl inside and get warm.......

Rick