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Thread #59418   Message #3753483
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
25-Nov-15 - 11:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
In yer case, Rap, prayer will not be enough. What is needed to straighten you out and get you flyin' right is a full blown miracle of the sort that ain't often seen in this Universe, let alone this small world here. God himself...or his holy son, Kong, would hafta step down from the rafters, so to speak, and rip apart the entire time-space continuum to even make a start at putting you right! I fear what collateral damage could be done to make that happen. No, I figger it is probably best if you are just left alone in yer present state of idiocy like a bent bicycle wheel...a thing that can't be fixed. Future generations will look back and say, "There will never be another Rapparee", cross themselves, and hope they are right about that!

- Chongo