Jiggi (pronounced jee'-guy) is a place in Australia. This one is fun—thoroughly in the rock-n-roll genre.


SANTA WENT DUI
As recorded by Steve & The Jiggi Verandah Band on "Jiggi Christmas" (2011)

Santa staggered down Jiggi Road,
Sack on his back, dodgin' the toads.
Long hot trip in the middle o' summer,
No sleigh to fly; it's a bummer.

All started with the snacks left out:
No milk and cookies, just beer and stout.
Drank it all and continued to fly.
Cops pulled him over; he went D. U. I.

Lost his license; he can't fly.
Thorny(?) old Santa with D. U. I.
Too many people left him beer.
Likes to drink this time of year.

Lost his license....

Santa's feet are sore as hell.
Havin' to walk is startin' to tell.
Wishin' he could drive or fly,
Life gets tough when you're D. U. I.

Mrs. Claus made a fuss.
Santa's reindeer now take the bus.
Santa has to pay the fare.
He's still walkin' everywhere.

Lost his license....