If Music = Cheese

Trad Folk = Mature Cheddar

Contemporary Folk = Mild Cheddar

Dairylea Cheesy Cheddar Spread should = Folk flavoured Pop music....


Easy.... That took me lesss than 5 minutes..


Next we can consider the relationship of Scottish, Irish and Welsh Cheddars to this newly forming definition = Celtic Cheddar ???

... New Zealand and other International World Cheddars.

... and Vegan Dairy Free Cheddar which might = Electro Folk and other experimental & extreme modern variations....

Also this definition will need to account for the odd awkward bugger who tries to melt Cheddar with Stilton or Danish Blue,
or even worse any of the boring bland cheeses....

Nobody likes Jazz Funk or Smooth Jazz Cheese !!!


... and the odd perverse fans of Stinking Bishop and Limburger can just eff right off.... 😜


If the Courier delivering my new midi keyboard hasn't arrived before mid day..
I might tackle Euro Folk Metal cheese just out of sheer bordom....