Shane still has dreams of becoming a heavy metal rock star and fronting a very loud and offensive band that will tour all over the world offending people, gaining hordes of moronic fans, etc...the usual thing. The only things standing in his way are: An almost total lack of musical talent. Extreme laziness. A lack of funds and equipment. No idea of how to start. An inability to set realistic priorities. And he has not yet decided on the right name for the band.

Any ideas out there on what would be a good name for Shane's dream band?