OK, so here's my transcription of the REDUX, transcribed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhQpm11JhhE. This is the "Oprah" version.

COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST (Redux)
(Christine Lavin)

Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast
Some people eat oatmeal
There are those
Who are sure
Granola is a very good deal
But not me
I don't go for that stuff
When it comes to nourishment
I get more than enough
Nothing satisfies my taste
Like sittin' down to a great big plate of

Cold Pizza for Breakfast
Warm Coke to wash it down (Ahhhhh)
Maybe a couple of pepperoni
Make this meal well rounded
Gimme Cold Pizza for Breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti will do
For there's nothin' in the world that I like better than
Eatin' Cold Pizza with you.

My man takes me out in the evening
He treats me so nice
We go to the movies
We go dancing
We go for more than a slice
Yes we order a pie
We eat what we can
We take the rest home
That's part of the plan
And in the morning when sun rise
He sees that crazy look in my eyes

I want Cold Pizza for Breakfast
Warm Coke to wash it down (Ahhhhh)
Maybe a couple of onion rings
Make this world go round
Gimme Cold Pizza for Breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti will do
For there's nothin' in the world that I like better than
Eatin' Cold Pizza with you

I know that Oprah would never approve
But Oprah Winfrey has a private cook
(She doesn't cook)
She doesn't buy groceries
Because she's so busy
Starring in a fabulous TV show and reading fancy books.
(and memoirs)
Oprah got skinny
Well, thank God not too skinny
But now Oprah only eats sensible food
(No junk in the trunk)
But wouldn't you just love it
If she called her local pizza parlor, said,
"Boys, this is Oprah. Guess what I'm in the mood for!"

Cold Pizza for Breakfast
Warm Coke to wash it down (Ahhhhh)
Maybe a couple of carrot curls
Make this girl well rounded.
Give me Cold Pizza for Breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti will do
For there's nothin' in the world that I like better than
Eatin' Cold Pizza with you
Nothin' in the world that I like better than
Eatin' Cold Pizza oh oh oh
Nothin' in the world that I like better than
Eatin'
Cold Pizza
With you.