Here's to the wound that never heals,
the more you rub,
the better it feels!
All the soap,
this side of hell;
could ever get rid of that codfish smell!

There was once a man from Nantucket,
with a cock so long,
he could suck it;
One day with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
he said;"If my ear was a cu**, I would fuck it"!