I really like a quote that's mildly OT for this... but here goes...

"Hell is only there for those who believe in it... and the lowest rung must be reserved for those who believe they'll be sent there if they don't believe in it. Heaven is only there for those who deserve it... and the highest rung must be reserved for those who don't believe they deserve it"

I'm not entirely behind the quote, but there's a kernel of something sage in there somewhere...

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