Likewise at St Andrews University in 1959:

Twelve twitching twats,
Eleven lecherous lesbians,
Ten torn-off testes,
Nine gnawed-off nipples,
Eight aching arseholes,
Seven sex-starved spinsters,
Six convicted vicars,
Five choir boys,
Four Boy Scouts,
Three dirty whores,
Two shithouse doors,
And my Lord Montague of Beaulieu.