Little do you know! That peignoir you wanted was taken by a flock of rabid man-eating bats to use as a nest. I assumed that you would not want it, so I have obtained Something Else for you.

I know that you like to cook and so have arranged for some fresh fish to be delivered. Well, they were fresh when they were purchased but with international postal rates being what they are and all I had to do the best I could.

How are things in Garrettsville?