Naw. Before she came.

This lady had the benefit of reality. I still bear the scars. (Well, a scar anyway. Thirteen years on and still white with no hair growing on it.)

Feasty buggers, these Lancastrians.

Betty was last seen getting on a charabanc with Cornwall written on the front of the bus. Something about a paternity claim, getting a DNA sample? She said she got hold of the wrong end of the stick when being asked to play mouth organ. Ring a bell with anyone?