All this yakking makes me want to have a good stiff drink, hop in the car, and go shoot someone...and not wear a helment while I'm doing it, too!

I want to feel veins in my teeth, and whistle Dixie while I chop down old growth forests!

I demand a whole new set of laws right now to protect people like me, and imprison everybody else!

God, I think I'm getting delirious...there's a pink elephant trampling on my geraniums! Where is that goddamn gun!

It's this damned thread. It's driven me insane. I say we all stop right now and clear our heads...

EEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ah. That feels better.

- LH