Peter T,

You are a genius Sir. One glance at what are obviously warm-up exercises for a mind that stands above the ordinary path, a soul that transcends the mortal, is enough to show this to even an incidental observer. I charge thee, get thee to thy Mac! Reflect how tedious a world it is that is denied the light you have to contribute! How dare you postpone the generation of such a bright and strong addition to the collective mind of our under-gifted species! Fie! To work, to work!

Regards,

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