OK, I am reminded of the time the brit, the yankee and the frog were caught by cannibals in the deepest darkest jungle. The cannibals are environmentalists, and will use every scrap of their prey's bodies - their bones for tools, their meat for food, and their skins for drumheads. This is all being explained to the three victims while they wait for the water to boil. When the pot is ready, the cannibal king asks the brit for his last wish, and the brit asks for a knife, shouts God Save The Queen, and slits his own throat. The frog, asked the same question, asks for a knife, shouts Vive la France, and does the same. The yankee, though, asks for a fork, and then starts stabbing himself all over, shouting Make a drumhead outa THAT, assholes!