Know the feeling well, Nutty. The worst things about getting old are a failing memory and, erm, errrm, errrrm...Widows Uniform was a good guess though, with the 'Tommy' connection and all that. Funily enough I gave Kiplings 'Tommy' an airing Monday just gone and managed to remember the words all the way through without falling over!
As Terry Wogan says, do I come here often?:-)
Cheers
DtG