We were instructed write some new Christmas songs in our songwriting group, so here is the very silly one first.


A CHRISTMAS PIE STORY
April Caesar/Trish Santer

1. Grumpy's no' Happy 'cos Bashful's too shy,
And Sleepy and Sneezy have eaten his pie,
A pie he was saving for his Christmas Day,
But Sneezy and Sleepy just took it away,
Dopey and Doc said "Don't be so sad,
As Sneezy and Sleepy are just plain bad".

CHORUS: Christmas pie, Christmas pie,
Oh what a stramash over one Christmas pie.

2. Then in comes Snow White with a tray on her arm,
She's smiling and dancing and full of such charm,
She lifts off the cover, and to their surprise
Reveals she has brought only FIVE Christmas pies.
For Sneezy and Grumpy you'll see there are nane -
They'll no be sae wicked tae Grumpy again. CHORUS

3. The moral of this story is don't be a thief,
Don't eat your pal's pies, or you'll soon come to grief,
Now Sneezy and Sleepy are off in a huff,
As Snow White has told them "Hey guys, that's enough".
While Dopey and Doc, even Bashful so shy,
And Happy and Grumpy tuck into their pie. CHORUS