Young folks, old folks, everybody come,
To our little Sunday School and you shall have some fun,
Grab yourself a cushion and sit down upon the floor
And we'll tell you bible stories that you've never heard before.

Samson was a strong man with a lot of class,
Slew 30,000 Philistines with the jaw bone of an ass:
Caused the roof to tumble in by leaning on a pillar,
And that was the end of Samson and his lady friend Delilah.