Hmmmmph - Middleton, Lancs is where Moonrakers come from. Why do you think John Willy Lees called one of his beers moonraker???

And yes. All Yorkshiremen are mad. That's why us Lancastrians walk round with 2 short planks under our arms - to demonstrate the density of our easterm neighbours....

Anyway, welcome to the madhouse Kc. Pop over the hills anytime and I will make sure you get your passport stamped and your currency changed;-)

Dave the Lancy Gnome (If that isn't an oxymoron (sp?) I dunno what is!)