If you're bent wi' arthiritis,
Your bowels have got colitis,
You've gallopin' bollockitis
And you're thinkin' it's time you died,
If you've been a man o' action,
Though you're lying there in traction,
You will get some satisfaction
Thinkin', "Jesus, at least I tried."

Farewell, Rambling Rover. Try you did. You brought beauty and joy to so many.
The Ramblin' Rover by Andy M. Stewart