A young couple were driving home from as dance when he pulls the car into a quiet country land and they began fumbling and fondling.
After a while he says, "Get in the back seat" and she replies "No".
They continue their passionate shenanigans until the car steams up and he says again "Get in the back seat", to which she replies "No".
Eventually, after several tries, he becomes so frustrated and angry that he pushes her into her seat, slams the car into gear and races off at a great rate until they come to her front door, where he says, "Get out".
Tearfully, she dos so, and as she disappears up the path he asks after her, "Why wouldn't you get into the back seat?"
"I wanted to stay in the front, with you".
Jim Carroll