Your football team chooses you Stu. I had no choice in the matter because Sheffield Wednesday are the true enlightened path and I have been worshipping at the altar since Tommy Craig was taking communion. However, I'm a football fan. My comment was aimed at a wider audience.

DMcG said something strange above. Obviously knows far more about what I said than perhaps I do? Ignorance is bliss. Reminds me of a charity I did some voluntary work for years ago. I went to a regional meet of Rotary Clubs who wished to consider giving us some money. "How much of your income is spent on management and administration?" Someone asked. "Approximately 100%". I said, truthfully. Needless to say, they supported the cause.

I don't worry too much about bikes. I'm happy to allow them to be on my roads and the money I spend on the upkeep of the road isn't too much really. We can afford the odd freeloader. It's just their lack of adherence to The Highway Code and that higher plane of existence they seem to inhabit that gets my goat.