I understood there were, back in the glory days of the Roman Catholic Church (circa 1490), people who really got a kick out of that whole PENANCE thing. In fact they went around doing other people's penances for them. They didn't ask them nicely if they could do it for htem, either. They actually stole the other people's penances and did them, whether or not that other person consented!

They were called....

The Pirates of Penance

O..O
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