Good for you, Amos!

My brother once stood in the land between the lanes of a highway and took off his clothes. He told the police that he was a median strip. The police told him that they had doubts about him, but then so did everyone who knew him. He'd studied classical guitar, for instance, and saxophone, because he wanted to combine the instruments into "a saxiguitar."

My brother was a little, hm, eccentric.