Don't belittle the powers of Daz - I remember my dad being quite amused by the lady saying "I use Daz, and I find I have three children" (oh bugger where does the full stop/period/point go?).

And in those days jeans had zips (nasty american imports both of them, so my mum said) that opened all the way down to the relevant bits, as opposed to the modern variety which barely expose the belly-button.