After consulting the electric Hitch Hikers Guide it ranked Walkabout higher than Vogon Poetry.

It really is funny that a mutual agreement to be free of mundane "Life Is" Walkabout verse was mutually upon.

HOWEVER there is surely room for verse so BAD its GOOD

You don't have to be a drunk Irishman to make bad good fun.

I have an eample here;

ODE TO AN ANCIENT SNACK


cake walk waffle waddle frozen ice cream lox
Donut dance, crappy snacks, chocolate bacon pants
Many of the treats you eat have more to do with paint
Salty sweet sour feet SNACKS of meat almost make me faint.

beef bark shark heart, deep fried nipple chips
Everything cooked in mystery fat always goes to hips
You don't need a Vegan Czar, you can use your head
They used to eat Peacock breast and grains of PARADISE.

The next time you crunch a snack think of a carrot so nice
or 15 hundred years of Indian cuisine made with powerful spice.
What's that in the crack of the couch, its crisp and salty, its good!
favorite snacks are the ancient snacks that last as long as wood