The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158983   Message #3764993
Posted By: Steve Shaw
12-Jan-16 - 02:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Men only, please
Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
Well, unless you have extras. Which reminds me of that ould one-upmanship joke:

A bloke sidles up to another bloke in the pub and says, "Hey, mate, between you and me we've got five bollocks."

"Really?" says the other, " Have you only got one?"