The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3765619
Posted By: gnu
14-Jan-16 - 07:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I get to sleep in my bed tonight! Been sleeping in the Lazy-Boy since January 4 to make sure I stayed on my back. Last night, I woke (awoke? awakened? wakened?... came to) in the wee hours on my left side so the Lazy-Boy is no longer the mid-night spin inhibitor it was when I absolutely could not allow my eyes to do the pillow mash. Of course, I shall endeavour to sleep on my back. On my back? Sleep on my back? How odd a thing to say. Rather, I shall attempt to sleep tits up. I expect that won't last long as it's not a natural thing for an animal to bed down with it's soft underbelly exposed to marauding carnivores. To sleep, perchance to dream and roll over — ay, there's the rub on yer eyes.