The biggest joke in our house in the last 40 years has been "Shall we just go outside and have a good look at Uranus?" Mind you, talking about jokes, I'm nearly dead from laughing, having just got back from Hammersmith Apollo where we saw Billy Connolly. I think the new planet should be called Big Bill. I think my favourite bit from the show was when he said that he doesn't use the word "cunt" much, tending to reserve it for the guy at the airport who won't use the travelator but who tries to keep up by walking fast next to it. :-)