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Thread #159111   Message #3768298
Posted By: GUEST,Bob Coltman
26-Jan-16 - 11:32 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Simple Gifts parody Complex Gifts
Subject: Lyr Add: Simple Gifts parody Complex Gifts
I couldn't resist.

COMPLEX GIFTS

'Tis the gift to be complex, 'tis the gift that's bizarre,
'Tis the gift to come down wond'ring where we are,
And when we come to a place that's cheap,
We will pay at the desk and go right in and sleep.

CHO
When true complexity is gained,
To play video games we will not be ashamed,
To fax and tweet it is our delight,
Till by faxing and tweeting we're totally all right.