The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3768957
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Jan-16 - 08:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos, Amos, Amos. I have told you repeatedly that I created you. Just because I don't require adoration and thanks, to say nothing of sacrifices, does not give you liberty to claim you created me. I have been, am, and always will be, per omnia saecula saecularum.

You, on the other hand, do not exist when I do not think of you. I know this because I spent several hours today not thinking about you and you didn't exist: QED. Or, more formally:

I have no recollection of nonexistence.
No nonexistence means I have always existed.
∴ I am eternal.

I am eternal.
You came to my attention only a few years ago.
∴ You are not eternal.

You are not eternal.
I am eternal.
∴ You are my creation.

As I said earlier, I am benevolent and require no thanks, no adoration, no sacrifices -- only your acknowledgement of my eternity and that you are my creation.