The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3769096
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Jan-16 - 09:53 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I also created YOU. And I can uncreate you. That being the case it behooves you to acknowledge me as you creator.

And when you complain to me of cataracts, zits, boils on your saddle-sitter, no money, a busted truck, or anything else -- only I am perfect. And I achieved perfection the hard way! All I am doing is allowing you to try (and fail) to achieve the perfection I have.

Besides, if I'd created you perfect I would have created myself again. Granted, I'd have someone with whom to hold an intelligent conversation, but I can talk with myself now.

Just remember your mottos: Ad astra per asparagus! Corripe Cervisiam! Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Vescere bracis meis! Malo mala mali quam mala equui! Cogito Ergo Doleo! Utinam barbari alum tuum invadant! Sed semper ubi sububi in caput meum! Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem!

Remember them and they will see you through.