"The bands give you free everything."

I haven't tried all-inclusive holidays myself, because my wife doesn't drink alcohol at all, and I drink very little. The ones I looked fairly recently pretty much limited the 'all' to 'all alcohol'. So for example when we went to Venice a year back they would not have included day/weekly passes on the water buses, except from the specific hotel to St Mark's. So as nominally teetotal they didn't seem good value.