I tend to have full penetrative sex with a real life living breathing lady
most weekday mornings at approx 6.00am..
Saturdays approx 8.am.
Sundays approx 1.00 pm

My penis is not freaky porn star in dimensions, neither is it micro.
but he can still manage to perform on demand to this punishing schedule as the said lady requires.

This is despite taking the daily Blood Pressure tablets that seem to affect the potency of so many men my age.

There, this is the truth and you are all welcome to observe by web cam if you require proof.

So this buggers you miserable old sod's theories about GUESTS.