Amos has tried in vain to emulate my creative magnificence, Rap, but despite his valiant attempts he has come up "a nose short". Still, a worthy effort on his part. I am intrigued by the Irish tale about needing to find a king who was "physically perfect"! This would be akin to looking for the Fountain of Youth or the Holy Grail, in my opinion. Shane who IS Irish has often *claimed* to be physically perfect (specially below the belt)...but everyone knows it's a lie. Penelope Rutledge imagines herself to be physically perfect, and she almost is, except for the slight trace of a dueling scar on her left cheek, acquired during a disagreement with Angelique Forget on Penelope's storied romantic trip to Spain some years back. I've seen the odd Dachshund who was nearly physically perfect...

Yes, physical perfection is exceedingly hard to find in this world. I only know of 2 cases of it.

One is a local woman I know, a friend of mine who shall remain nameless, as I would not wish to cause her embarrassment.

And the other is, of course, Chongo Chimp. He is utterly perfect from his hard little cranium to the tip of his fully articulate toes, and this is another good reason to vote for him in November and finally put someone in the White House who isn't either a pathetic corporate shill or a certifiable lunatic.

The choice is obvious.