If you are going to try to pretend to be me - please pay attention to the details.

YOU are a rubbish ID thief.

I insist you try better next time.

HINT: we do not ever say 'horny' or 'mailman', and we never eat 'supper'.

But more importantly - It's her set schedule, I just have to comply obediently.

Actually, while I'm back, exactly how many of you old members ever get a good shag these days !!!???