"Shaw does love to argue no matter how ridiculous he makes himself look."

Here is what Shaw thinks represents the norm in the UK as he spins in ever decreasing circles to support his rather dubious claim that Armbands are the same as Wristbands:

"I do not possess a single long-sleeved shirt of any description. In cool weather I wear a sleeveless gilet (Mountain Warehouse) over a short-sleeve shirt. In cold weather I chuck a waterproof on top. I live in a place where the daytime maximum rarely fails to reach 10°C, even in mid-winter. I estimate that, when I'm out and about, any wristband attached to my person would be visible for all to see on at least 320 days of the year."

Only one word comes to mind - PRAT.