Hilarious!!! I do classic ribaldry from the 1920s to about 1960 when things simply got filthy for its own sake. I collect this stuff and tell it to the old guys in the rest homes...we like it.

If anyones interested, I have a much longer version of the Epic of Daniel, a Fairy Tale. I used to do it in the bars now and then. I also know a version of the Ballad of Piss Pot Pete, which scans well for a song, but very similar to what you have here. I hardly do them any more, due to rampant local fundamentalism.

Bard Francis, Awarded Bard in the SCA. Mt shasta, CA