Well... I've just logged in for the first time in many years... and so far have noticed no discernible improvement in my sex life........

That's a serious disappointment !!!!!

What a let down.

Where's the welcoming committee of scantily clad old hippy Gilfs.... least someone could have done was offered me a hand job....
or even a mug of tea and a chocolate digestive...


Sod it - I'm logging back out again..... 😜