There's no such thing as a free lunch. And don't worry about Jehovah's Witnesses. I'm a rabid atheist (ask Joe Offer), but our local Jehovah's Witness is a lovely old boy who walks round my garden with me and who I give big bags of apples to. He knows he hasn't got a chance with me, but I always take the Watchtower, promising that I'll read it, which I always do. I'm just as nice to the Christians around here, but, unlike my JW friend, they're all bitter and defensive. What can you do?