The Ginger Tosser....

but is that the real color?

Reminds me of the story about Lucille Ball. She actually had somebody say something about her to the House Un-American Activities nasties. It was just enough to get her splashed across the tabloid headlines for a week, maybe less. Then it was clear that the allegations amounted to nothing, and everybody backed off. And the punch-line was delivered by Desi Arnaz:

"The only thing about her that's red, is her hair -- and even that's phony."