Well, I think they might be in the database, but here's what I usually sing:When I came home on Monday night as drunk as drunk can be,
I saw a horse out side me door where mine own horse should be.
SO I called to my wife and I says to her, "Would you kindly tell to me:
Who owns that horse out side me door where mine horse should be?"
She says, "You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, and still you cannot see.
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me."
Well, many's the day I've traveled, 100 miles or more,
But a saddle on sow sure I never saw before.Tuesday:
A coat behind the door,
..It's a woolly blanket that..
..but buttons on a blanket..Wed:
A pipe upon the chair,
... it's a tin whistle
... but tobacca in a tin whistleThurs
Two boots beneath the bed
... two geranium pots ...
... but geranium pots with laces...Fri
A head upon the bed
... a baby boy ...
... a baby boy with his whiskers on...Sat
A man running out me door with his pants about his knees
... the tax collector that the King sent to me...
... an Englishman who could last past ten.I know that makes 6 nights, but the other 2 are pretty raunchy and I usually don't perform them. Hope you can decipher my notation here. I didn't want to type them all the way out.
Thanks for looking into this for me.
Rob