Whereas, the party of the first part, hereonout known as the Mudcatter, does regularly read, visit, share, converse, participate, and/or post on, at, by, with, for, over, to, above, beyond, between, and beneath the party of the second part, hereonout known as The Mudcat Café, be it known to all men by these presents that the Mudcatter does hereby praise, acclaim, laud, honor, and/or salute the Mudcat Café, on account of, through, and resulting in, the aforementioned reading, visitation, sharing, conversing, participation, and/or posting. This notice is not meant as a binding legal contract, nor may it be construed as one by any state, nation, municipality, province, or locality, notwithstanding any local, regional, or national laws applying thereunto.