"It takes work and effort to do science, including getting up to speed on whatever you're discussing on forums."

But, surely, Stu, all you need to be an expert on evolution is to read the stuff posted on 'Creation.com' (or whatever). There's a danger, if you make an effort to "get up to speed" with contemporary, mainstream thinking on the subject, that you might learn something that clashes with your (religious) beliefs - and we can't have that, can we?