The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159241 Message #3773244
Posted By: Steve Shaw
16-Feb-16 - 06:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Happy Meal
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Meal
Yes, Michael. Totally unjustified. I've eaten tons of Indian meals, eat-in and takeaway, in my time and never got food poisoning. I once got it from a very upmarket restaurant in Chelsea and once from accidentally eating cornflakes from a catering sack that was actually 25% mouse shit that. I hadn't noticed. Apart from that, and once from eating raw kidney beans, I've never suffered.
Yeah, raw red kidney beans. Don't do this unless you have access to two horizontally-disposed lavatoria, one for your gob and one for your arse, at bespoke distance. You will need them simultaneously.